HAPPY DIWALI!!

I know you’re not tolerant to just anything,
Keeping that in mind, I haven’t called to say “anything”,
just HAPPY DIWALI!

I know I’m the ultimate baddy, full of vice,
and whatever a baddy does is bound to be bad and unwise.
But then, I haven’t called to say anything bad,
only HAPPY DIWALI!

Was a time when baddy called you, tried to talk nice.
I know all that was idiotic,
But you dunno it was all aimed at breaking the ice.
I haven’t called to try to break it again,
but just to say HAPPY DIWALI!

Even baddies need friends you see,
Atleast till they’re finally shot dead,
And the heroine jumps in ecstasy,
exclaiming ‘Great’
But here I’m, hale and hearty now.
Look at me, these good clothes, WOW!!

You might ask- what does Diwali mean to a baddy?
Well nothing much, just some good fireworks,
some fine new clothes, a bottle, a glass,
some other baddies, n a pack of cards.
But those good old folks say
Its time to bury the hatchet.
But being the ultimate baddy,
naturally,I do not understand all that.
So I haven’t called to bury any hatchet,
but just to say HAPPY DIWALI!!!